Alright lads...Last night I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard
He had his face buried deep between me thighs
Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break
Alright lads...Last night I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard
He had his face buried deep between me thighs
Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break
Then I exploded - pure Irish flood, for f*ck's sake
Soaked his beard, soaked the sheets, soaked the f*ckin' floor
He came up gaspin' like he'd just swum to shore
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Call it the Dublin deluge, the Cork monsoon
The night I nearly washed him out of the room
[Verse 2]
Tried to warn him, said love, you might wanna move
But he just grinned and shoved his tongue in deeper, the fool
Next second I was shootin' like a broken fire hydrant
Hit the headboard, hit the wall, hit the poor dog pantin'
He wiped his face and laughed, Jesus, you're a freak
I said shut up and get back down - I'm not done this week
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon
Nearly washed the poor lad out of the room
[Bridge]
Next morning the mattress was ruined, the carpet was damp
He limped to the kitchen still wearin' me as a stamp
Looked at me and said you're banned from my bed
I just smiled and replied then we'll do it on the floor instead
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose!
Walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows!
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown!
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down!
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon...
If you value your life - bring a towel, or just run!
[Outro]
Sláinte...
And maybe invest in a mop
Dobre, chlapci... Včera v noci som sa tak ujal, že som toho chudáka skoro utopil.
Mal tvár hlboko zaborenú medzi moje stehná
Olizujem ako muž, ktorý nejedol päť životov
Cítil som, ako sa to stupňova ako vlna, ktorá sa chystá prelomiť
Potom som explodoval - čistá írska záplava, preboha
Namočil si bradu, namočil plachty, namočil tú zasranú podlahu
Vynoril sa lapajúc po dychu, akoby práve doplával k brehu
[Refrén]
Som striekačka, gejzír, poriadna zasraná hadica
Kráčajúci vodopád medzi mojimi nohami, Boh vie
Nevyvrcholím len tak - vystrelím, striekam, topím sa.
Nechaj muža vyzerať, akoby spadol do Liffey a zostúpil
Nazvime to dublinskou potopou, korkovým monzúnom
V noc, keď som ho skoro vyhnal z izby
[2. verš]
Snažila som sa ho varovať, povedala som láska, možno by si sa mala pohnúť
Ale on sa len uškrnul a zastrčil jazyk hlbšie, ten hlupák
V ďalšej sekunde som strieľal ako pokazený požiarny hydrant
Udri do čela postele, udri do steny, udri do chudáka psa, ktorý dychčí
Utrel si tvár a zasmial sa: „Ježiš, ty si čudák.“
Povedal som, sklapni a ľahni si späť - tento týždeň ešte neskončím
[Refrén]
Som striekačka, gejzír, poriadna zasraná hadica
Kráčajúci vodopád medzi mojimi nohami, Boh vie
Nevyvrcholím len tak - vystrelím, striekam, topím sa.
Nechaj muža vyzerať, akoby spadol do Liffey a zostúpil
Dublinská povodeň, Corkský monzún
Skoro som zmyla toho chudáka z miestnosti
[Most]
Nasledujúce ráno bol matrac zničený a koberec vlhký.
Odkrivkal do kuchyne a stále ma nosil ako pečiatku
Pozrel si sa na mňa a povedal, že máš zakázaný vstup do mojej postele
Len som sa usmial a odpovedal, že to potom urobíme na podlahe.
[Refrén]
Som striekačka, gejzír, poriadna zasraná hadica!
Kráčam ako vodopád medzi nohami, Boh vie!
Nevyvrcholím len tak - vystrelím, striekam, topím sa!
Nechaj chlapa vyzerať, akoby spadol do rieky Liffey a zrútil sa!
Dublinská povodeň, Corkský monzún...
Ak si ceníte svoj život - prineste si uterák alebo jednoducho utečte!
[Záver]
Sláinte...
A možno investujte do mopu
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