Alright lads...Last night I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard
He had his face buried deep between me thighs
Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break
Alright lads...Last night I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard
He had his face buried deep between me thighs
Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break
Then I exploded - pure Irish flood, for f*ck's sake
Soaked his beard, soaked the sheets, soaked the f*ckin' floor
He came up gaspin' like he'd just swum to shore
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Call it the Dublin deluge, the Cork monsoon
The night I nearly washed him out of the room
[Verse 2]
Tried to warn him, said love, you might wanna move
But he just grinned and shoved his tongue in deeper, the fool
Next second I was shootin' like a broken fire hydrant
Hit the headboard, hit the wall, hit the poor dog pantin'
He wiped his face and laughed, Jesus, you're a freak
I said shut up and get back down - I'm not done this week
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon
Nearly washed the poor lad out of the room
[Bridge]
Next morning the mattress was ruined, the carpet was damp
He limped to the kitchen still wearin' me as a stamp
Looked at me and said you're banned from my bed
I just smiled and replied then we'll do it on the floor instead
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose!
Walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows!
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown!
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down!
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon...
If you value your life - bring a towel, or just run!
[Outro]
Sláinte...
And maybe invest in a mop
Baiklah kawan-kawan... Semalam aku orgasme begitu hebat sampai hampir menenggelamkan si malang itu.
Wajahnya terbenam dalam-dalam di antara paha saya.
Menjilat seperti orang yang belum makan selama lima kehidupan.
Aku merasakannya semakin membesar, seperti gelombang yang akan menerjang.
Lalu aku meledak - luapan emosi khas Irlandia, sialan!
Jenggotnya basah kuyup, seprainya basah kuyup, lantainya pun basah kuyup.
Dia muncul terengah-engah seperti baru saja berenang ke pantai.
[Paduan suara]
Aku seorang penyemprot, seorang penyiram, seorang selang sialan
Air terjun berjalan di antara kakiku, Tuhan tahu
Aku tidak hanya ejakulasi - aku meluncurkan, aku menyemprot, aku membanjiri
Membuat pria itu terlihat seperti jatuh ke Sungai Liffey dan tenggelam.
Sebut saja banjir Dublin, atau monsun Cork.
Malam itu aku hampir mengusirnya dari ruangan
[Verse 2]
Aku mencoba memperingatkannya, kataku sayang, sebaiknya kau pindah.
Tapi dia hanya menyeringai dan menjulurkan lidahnya lebih dalam, dasar bodoh.
Detik berikutnya aku menembak seperti hidran pemadam kebakaran yang rusak.
Menabrak kepala ranjang, menabrak dinding, menabrak anjing malang yang terengah-engah.
Dia menyeka wajahnya dan tertawa, "Ya Tuhan, kau aneh sekali."
Kubilang diam dan turun lagi - aku belum selesai minggu ini
[Paduan suara]
Aku seorang penyemprot, seorang penyiram, seorang selang sialan
Air terjun berjalan di antara kakiku, Tuhan tahu
Aku tidak hanya ejakulasi - aku meluncurkan, aku menyemprot, aku membanjiri
Membuat pria itu terlihat seperti jatuh ke Sungai Liffey dan tenggelam.
Banjir Dublin, monsun Cork
Hampir saja anak laki-laki malang itu tersapu keluar dari ruangan.
[Menjembatani]
Keesokan paginya kasur sudah rusak, karpet basah.
Dia tertatih-tatih ke dapur, masih menganggapku sebagai sebuah cap.
Dia menatapku dan berkata, "Kau dilarang tidur denganku."
Aku hanya tersenyum dan menjawab, kalau begitu kita lakukan di lantai saja.
[Paduan suara]
Aku ini penyembur, penghembus deras, benar-benar seperti selang sialan!
Air terjun berjalan di antara kakiku, Tuhan tahu!
Aku tidak hanya ejakulasi - aku menyemburkan, aku menyemprot, aku membanjiri!
Buat pria itu terlihat seperti jatuh ke Sungai Liffey dan tenggelam!
Banjir Dublin, musim hujan Cork...
Jika Anda menghargai hidup Anda, bawalah handuk, atau lari saja!
[Penutup]
Sláinte...
Dan mungkin berinvestasi pada alat pel.
23/10/2026 13:01
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