歌曲歌词 - LYRICS

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem - 翻譯中文

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem - 翻譯中文 - 歌曲歌词 - LYRICS

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade

They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

[Hook]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[Hook]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Hook]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up!

[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man]

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem - 翻譯中文

我可能有您的关注，请？我可能有您的关注，请？
将真正的阿姆，请站起来吗？我再说一遍，将真正的阿姆，请站起来吗？
我们要去有一个问题在这里...

[诗歌1]
你们都像你从未见过白人前
大白鲨都在地板上像PAM像汤米只是突然闯进来并开始whoopin'她的屁股比他们先离婚前更糟糕，肆意她在家具（哎！）
它的回报“啊，等等，没办法，你在开玩笑吧，他不只是说出我的想法，他做到了，是不是？”
和德瑞博士说...什么都没有，你白痴！德瑞博士的死，他锁定在我的地下室（哈哈！）
女性女人爱阿姆“哧，哧，哧，阿姆，我讨厌他看他，走着身边，去抓他的你知道是什么弗利的你知道是谁”，“是的，但他是如此的可爱，虽然“。
是啊，我可能在我的脑海松了两颗螺丝向上
但是，没有比在你父母的卧室什么的布莱恩更糟糕
有时我想上电视，只是让松散的，但不能，但它很酷的汤姆·格林驼背死麋“我的屁股就在你的嘴唇，我的屁股就在你的嘴唇”
如果我很幸运，你可能只是给它一个吻
这就是我们给小孩子的孩子，并期望他们不知道女人的阴蒂是什么消息
当然，他们会知道什么是性交通过他们打四年级的时候
他们已经得到了探索频道，不是吗？我们是没什么，但哺乳动物井，我们有些人，一不留神谁把别人开一样哈密瓜
但是，如果我们可以驼峰动物尸体和羚羊那么没有理由，一个人与另一个人不能私奔
但是，如果你觉得我的感觉，我得到的解药女性，挥动你的连裤袜，唱副歌，它goes-

[钩]
我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？

[诗歌2]
威尔·史密斯别得乱骂他斥责嘛卖唱片，我做的，所以他妈的他和你他妈的太！
你以为我给一个关于格莱美该死？
你批评的一半甚至不能忍受我了，别说站在我
“但苗条，如果你赢了什么，是不是很奇怪？”
为什么呢，所以你们可以只骗得到我吗？
所以，你可以下一个坐在这里我给布兰妮斯皮尔斯？
妈的，克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉更好地切换我主持这样我就可以坐在旁边的卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特和听到他们争论谁她给头先小母狗把我在MTV爆炸“是的，他很可爱，但我认为他已经结婚了以金，熙熙“。
我应该下载她的声音在MP3和显示整个世界，你如何给阿姆VD
我生病了你的小女孩和男孩团体的所有你要做的就是激怒了我，所以我在这里已经发送给毁了你

还有就是我们的一百万和我一样咒骂谁像我一样，谁就是不给我这样一个他妈的谁穿得像我。走路，说话和行为像我
而只可能是下一个最好的东西，但不太我

[钩]
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？

[诗歌3]
我就像一个头行程听，因为我只得到安宁，你的事情，你开玩笑说说你活着里面你的朋友的房间里唯一的区别是，我得到了球，说它在你们面前，我不得是虚假或粉饰它在所有
我刚刚得到的麦克风和吐它，你是否愿意承认，我只是狗屎它比90％，你的说唱歌手能出来
那么你想知道：“孩子怎么能吃了这些相册一样Valiums？”
这很有趣，“在我要去的速度的原因，当我30，我会是唯一的人在敬老院调情摘心护士驴当我打手枪与杰根斯
而我抽搐，但整个伟哥袋不工作
而每个人是阿姆潜伏

他可以在汉堡王合作，在你的洋葱圈吐口水
或在停车场，盘旋，尖叫，“我不给他妈的！”随着他的车窗，他的系统启动
所以，将真正的黑幕请站起来
并把每手最多的手指中的一个？
而感到很自豪，失控你的头脑，失去控制和更多的时间，大声就可以了，它是如何走？

[钩]
我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？
因为我阿姆，是的，我才是真正的黑幕所有你其他的Slim Shady只是模仿
所以不会真正的阿姆，请站起来请站起来，请站起来吗？