May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Hook]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Hook]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Hook]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up!
[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man]
[1 redak]
Y'all ponašati kao da nikada nije vidio bijelu osobu prije
Čeljusti su svi na podu poput Pam poput Tommy samo praska u vrata i počeo whoopin' joj dupe gore nego prije Prvo su se razveli, throwin' joj preko namještaja (Agh!)
To je povratak „Ah, čekaj, ni na koji način, ti se šališ Nije samo reći ono što mislim da je to učinio, zar ne?”
I Dr. Dre je rekao ... ništa, vi idioti! Dr. Dre je mrtav, on je zaključan u podrumu (ha ha!)
Feminističke žene vole Eminema "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, ja sam bolestan od njega Pogledajte ga, walkin okolo, grabbin' mu vi-know-što Flippin' koje su vam-know-tko", „Da, ali on je tako sladak ipak.”
Da, vjerojatno sam dobio par vijaka u glavi labave
No, nema gore nego što se događa u vašem roditelja sobe
Ponekad želim dobiti na TV-u i samo pustiti, ali ne može, ali to je super za Tom Green grba mrtvog losa „Moja guzica je na usnama, moja guzica je na usnama”
I ako imam sreće, možda samo dati malo poljubac
I to je poruka da dostavi malu djecu i očekujem ih da ne znaju što žene klitoris
Naravno, oni će znati što seks Do trenutka kad su hit četvrti razred
Imaju Discovery Channel, zar ne? Mi ne ništa, ali sisavci pa, neki od nas, kanibali koji uništi druge ljude otvorene poput dinja
Ali, ako možemo grba mrtve životinje i antilope Onda nema razloga da se čovjek i još jedan čovjek ne može pobjeći
No, ako se osjećate kao osjećam, imam protuotrov Žene, val vaše najlonke, pjevati refren, a goes-
[Kuka]
Ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo oponašaju
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
[Redak 2]
Will Smith ne gotta psovka u svojim pojavu neobičnih kuckanja prodati zapise Pa, ja, pa ga jebati i jebati vas previše!
Misliš da briga za Grammy?
Pola od vas kritičara ne mogu ni me želudac, a kamoli stajati me
„Ali Slim, što ako pobijedi, ne bi to bilo čudno?”
Zašto, pa vi samo mogao lagati da me se ovdje?
Tako da me mogu sjediti ovdje pokraj Britney Spears?
Sranje, Christina Aguilera bolje prebaciti mi stolice tako da mogu sjesti pokraj Carson Daly i Fred Durst i čuti „em raspravljati tko je dao glavu na prvom mala kuja me stavio na eksplozije na MTV„Da, on je sladak, ali ja mislim da je on u braku Kim, hee-hee.”
Ja bi trebao preuzeti svoju audio na MP3 i pokazati cijelom svijetu kako si dao Eminem VD
Ja sam bolesna od vas djevojčica i dječaka grupama Sve što trebate učiniti je smetati mene, tako da sam bio poslan ovdje da vas uništi
I tu je milijun od nas baš kao i mi koji cuss poput mene, koji jednostavno ne daju zajebavati poput mene koji odijevanja poput mene; hodati, govoriti i djelovati kao ja
I samo može biti sljedeća najbolja stvar, ali ne sasvim mi
[Kuka]
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
[Redak 3]
Ja sam kao glavni put za slušanje, jer ja sam samo givin 'vam Stvari koje šaliti s prijateljima unutar vašeg Livin' sobu Jedina razlika je Imam muda reći pred y'all A ne moraš biti lažni ili sugarcoat ga uopće
Upravo sam se na mikrofon i pljunuo ga i da li vam se sviđa to priznati, samo sam govno bolje nego 90% vas repera out može
Onda se pitate: „Kako djeca mogu pojesti ovih albuma poput Valiums?”
To je smiješno, jer po stopi ja idem, kad sam 30 ja ću biti jedina osoba u staračkom domu koketiranje štipanje medicinske sestre guzice kad sam jacking off s Jergens
I ja sam jerking, ali cijela ova torba od Viagre ne radi
I svaka osoba je Slim Shady vreba
On može raditi u Burger King, spittin' na svoje luk prstenje
Ili na parkiralištu, kružeći, vrišteći: „Ja ne daju zajebavati!” Sa svojim prozorima i njegova sustava do
Tako će pravi Shady molimo stand up
I staviti jedan od tih prstiju na svakoj ruci up?
I biti ponosan što odlazim vaš um i outta kontrolu i još jednom, glasno kao što možete, kako to ide?
[Kuka]
Ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo oponašaju
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da sam pravi Shady Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirati
Dakle, ne pravi Slim Shady molimo stand up Ustani, molim te ustati?
[Završnu]
Ha ha, mislim da je Slim Shady u svima nama
Jebi ga, idemo svi ustanu!
[Produced by Dr. Dre i Mel-Man]
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