May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
by Sanderlei Silveira ® - 13/06/2023 - BR C
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!
Mogu li dobiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
Mogu li dobiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
Hoće li se pravi tanki sjenoviti molim vas uspraviti?
Ponavljam, hoće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim vas uspraviti?
Ovdje ćemo imati problem ...
[Stih 1]
Ponašate se kao da nikad prije niste vidjeli bijelu osobu
Čeljusti sve na podu poput Pam kao što je Tommy samo pukla na vratima
I počeo je udarati dupe gore nego prije
Prvo su se razveli, bacili je preko namještaja (Agh!)
To je povratak "Oh, čekaj, nema šanse, šališ se
Nije samo rekao što mislim da je učinio, zar ne? "
A dr. Dre je rekao ... ništa, idioti!
Dr Dre je mrtav, zaključan je u mom podrumu (ha ha!)
Feminističke žene vole Eminem
Chicka, Chicha, Chicka, vitka sjenovita, muka mi je od njega
Pogledaj ga, hodaj okolo, zgrabiš svoj ti-know-što
Flippin 'ti-znaš-tko, "da, ali on je tako sladak"
Da, vjerojatno sam se nekoliko vijaka u glavi oslobodio
Ali ništa gore od onoga što se događa u spavaćim sobama vaših roditelja
Ponekad želim doći na TV i samo se osloboditi
Ali ne mogu, ali cool je da Tom Green gurne mrtvog losa
Moj je bum na tvojim usnama, moja je bum na usnama
A ako imam sreće, možda biste ga samo malo poljubili
I to je poruka koju isporučujemo maloj djeci
I očekujte da ne znaju što je ženski klitoris
Naravno, znat će što je odnos
Kad su pogodili četvrti razred
Imaju Discovery Channel, zar ne?
Nismo ništa, ali sisari - pa, neki od nas, kanibali
Koji su drugi ljudi otvorili poput kantaupa
Ali ako možemo gurnuti mrtve životinje i antilope
Onda nema razloga da čovjek i drugi čovjek ne mogu pobjeći
Ali ako se osjećate kao da se osjećam, dobio sam protuotrov
Žene, mahnite svojim gaćicama, pjevaju zbor i to ide -
[Zbor]
Slim sam sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
[Stih 2]
Will Smith ne mora se zabiti u svojim silovima za prodaju zapisa (NOPE)
Pa, znam, pa jebi ga i jebi i tebe!
Misliš da se brinem o Grammyju?
Polovica vas kritičari ne mogu me ni trzati, a kamoli da me podnese
Ali vitko, što ako pobijediš, zar ne bi bilo čudno?
Zašto, vi biste mogli samo lagati da me dovede ovdje?
Dakle, možete me sjediti ovdje pored Britney Spears?
Sranje, Christina aguilera bolje mi prebaci stolice
Tako mogu sjediti pored Carson Dalyja i Freda Dursta
I čuju ih kako se svađaju s kim je prvo dala glavu
Mala kuja me je pustila na MTV
Da, sladak je, ali mislim da je oženjen Kim, hee-hee
Trebao bih preuzeti njezin zvuk na mp3
I pokažite cijeli svijet kako ste dali Eminem VD (AGH!)
Muka mi je od tebe djevojčice i dječačke grupe
Sve što radite je da me nervirate, pa sam poslao ovdje da te uništim
I tu je milijun poput mene
Tko se poput mene, koji se jednostavno ne zajebava poput mene
Koji se oblače poput mene; hodati, razgovarati i ponašati se poput mene
I samo bi mogla biti sljedeća najbolja stvar, ali ne baš ja
[Zbor]
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
[Stih 3]
Ja sam poput glave za slušanje, jer te samo dajem
Stvari o kojima se šalite sa svojim prijateljima u vašoj livin 'sobi
Jedina razlika je da sam dobio kuglice da to kažem ispred sebe
I ne moram biti lažan ili to uopće šećer
Samo se nađem na mikrofon i pljujem ga
I bez obzira želite li to priznati, samo ga sranjem
Bolje od devedeset posto vas repera može
Tada se pitate: "Kako djeca mogu pojesti ove albume poput valiuma?"
Smiješno je, jer po cijeni, idem, kad imam trideset
Bit ću jedina osoba u staračkom domu koketiranje
Udara se medicinske sestre kad se spuštam s Jergenima
I trzam, ali cijela ova vreća viagre ne radi
I svaka je osoba tanak sjenoviti vreba
Mogao bi raditi u Burger Kingu, Spittin 'na tvojim prstenima luka
Ili na parkiralištu, kružimo, vrišteći: "Ne daj se!"
S dolje prozorima i sustavom gore
Tako će se i pravi sjenoviti molimo ustajati
I staviti jedan od tih prstiju na svaku ruku?
I budite ponosni što ste izvan svog uma i nadmašili kontrolu
I još jedan put, glasno koliko možete, kako to ide?
[Zbor]
Slim sam sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Jer sam vitka sjenovit, da, prava sam sjenovit
Svi vi drugi vitki Shadys samo oponašate
Dakle, neće li se pravi vitki sjenoviti molim te ustanite
Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
[Outro]
Ha ha, pretpostavljam da u svima nama postoji vitka sjenovit
Jebi se, svi ustanimo!