May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
by Sanderlei Silveira ® - 13/06/2023 - BR C
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!
请给我您的注意吗？
请给我您的注意吗？
真正的苗条阴暗会站起来吗？
我再说一遍，真正的苗条阴暗会站起来吗？
我们会在这里遇到问题...
[第1节]
你们所有人的举止就像你以前从未见过白人
下巴都像帕姆一样在地板上，就像汤米一样爆炸在门口
并开始比以前更糟糕的屁股
他们首先离婚，把她扔在家具上（AGH！）
这是“哦，等等，没办法，你在开玩笑
他不只是说我认为他做了什么，对吗？”
德雷博士说……没什么，你这个白痴！
德雷（Dre）死了，他被锁在我的地下室（哈哈！）
女权主义女人爱阿姆
Chicka，Chicka，Chicka，Slim Shady，我厌倦了他
看着他，走来走去，抓住他的你知道什么
flippin'你知道的人，“是的，但他虽然很可爱”
是的，我的头大概拧了几把螺丝
但没有比父母卧室里的事情更糟糕
有时我想上电视，放开
但是不能，但是汤姆·格林（Tom Green）驼背一只死去的驼鹿很酷
我的屁股在你的嘴唇上，我的屁股在你的嘴唇上
如果我幸运的话，您可能只是给它一个小吻
这就是我们传达给小孩的信息
并期望他们不知道女人的阴蒂是什么
当然，他们会知道什么是性交
到他们读四年级的时候
他们有发现频道，不是吗？
我们不是不是，而是哺乳动物 - 好吧，我们中的一些人，食人族
谁削减了像哈密瓜一样开放的人
但是，如果我们可以驼背死动物和羚羊
那么没有理由一个人和另一个男人不能私奔
但是，如果您觉得我感觉到，我得到了解毒剂
女人，挥舞着你的连裤袜，唱合唱，然后 -
[合唱]
我苗条的阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[第2节]
威尔·史密斯（Will Smith
好吧，我愿意，他妈的他，也操你！
您认为我该死的格莱美奖吗？
你们一半的批评家甚至无法忍受我，更不用说站了
但是Slim，如果您赢了，那会不会很奇怪？
为什么，所以你们可以撒谎让我在这里吗？
所以你可以在布兰妮·斯皮尔斯旁边坐在这里吗？
该死，克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉（Christina Aguilera）更好地换我椅子
所以我可以坐在卡森·戴利（Carson Daly）和弗雷德·杜斯特（Fred Durst）旁边
并听到'em辩论她先是谁去
小母狗让我在MTV上爆炸
是的，他很可爱，但我认为他已经嫁给了Kim，Hee-Hee
我应该在mp3上下载她的音频
并向整个世界展示您如何给予Eminem VD（AGH！）
我讨厌你小女孩和男孩团体
你要做的就是惹恼我，所以我被送到这里摧毁你
我们有一百万人像我一样
谁喜欢我，谁不给像我这样的他妈的
谁像我一样穿；步行，说话和表现像我
只是下一个最好的事情，但不是我
[合唱]
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[第3节]
我就像是听听的，“因为我只是给你'
您在住宿的房间里和朋友在开玩笑的事情
唯一的区别是我在大家面前说了球
而且我不得是虚假的或根本不是糖衣
我只是上麦克风并吐口水
无论您是否想承认，我只是屎
比百分之九十的说唱歌手可以
然后您想知道：“孩子们如何吃这些专辑，例如Valiums？”
这很有趣，因为以这个速度，我要去，三十年代
我将成为疗养院里唯一的调情
当我和jergens脱身时，捏护士的屁股
我在抽搐，但是整个伟哥都没有工作
每个人都是一个苗条的阴暗的潜伏
他可能在汉堡王（Burger King）工作，spittin'洋葱戒指
或在停车场，盘旋，尖叫，“我不他妈的！”
他的窗户下来，系统上升了
真正的阴暗会站起来
并把其中一个手指放在每只手上？
并为能够超越您的思想和控制而感到自豪
再过一次，尽可能多地大声，它怎么走？
[合唱]
我苗条的阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条，是的，我是真正的阴暗
您所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
所以真正苗条的阴暗不会站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[outro]
哈哈，我想我们所有人都有苗条的阴暗
操，让我们站起来！